I explore in a satirical sense the obsession with our annual traditions and how far we could push them if that’s all we had in this world. Could a world work if valentines day was used to force people to have sex and produce our next workforce? Most likely no. Could Easter everyday be used to provide a banquette fit for a king? Again probably no. But it is a fun romp to see how our traditions and beliefs could drive us to the brink of madness. If we took them seriously and not in jest.